Hey that's cute but can you breath through it? Your job still sucks! What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.
When do you kick a midget in the balls?
Dirty One Liner Jokes
I think I have gatoraids. Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there. Why is being in the military like a blow-job? He can't find the zipper! And possibly use a lubricant. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Who was the worlds first carpenter?